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pastel-gizibe:

These tweets will be the death of me

tranzient:

FRANK
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I JUST…
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

zombres:

Map awareness ftw.

ghostoilet:

cassieisclose:

I just found this gem on facebook and it is glorious

This is the best thing I’ve ever read

ghostoilet:

cassieisclose:

I just found this gem on facebook and it is glorious

This is the best thing I’ve ever read

Kiss her. Slowly, take your time, there’s no place you’d rather be. Kiss her but not like you’re waiting for something else, like your hands beneath her shirt or her skirt or tangled up in her bra straps. Nothing like that. Kiss her like you’ve forgotten any other mouth that your mouth has ever touched. Kiss her with a curious childish delight. Laugh into her mouth, inhale her sighs. Kiss her until she moans. Kiss her with her face in your hands. Or your hands in her hair. Or pulling her closer at the waist. Kiss her like you want to take her dancing. Like you want to spin her into an open arena and watch her look at you like you’re the brightest thing she’s ever seen. Kiss her like she’s the brightest thing you’ve ever seen. Take your time. Kiss her like the first and only piece of chocolate you’re ever going to taste. Kiss her until she forgets how to count. Kiss her stupid. Kiss her silent. Come away, ask her what 2+2 is and listen to her say your name in answer.
Azra.T “this is how you keep her” (via fathomage)
joshpeck:

who is she

Awh. WTF why so cute.

joshpeck:

who is she

Awh. WTF why so cute.

stormchasing12:

red-black-diamonds:


THIS IS THAT SASSY DOG

AHMAHGOD

THIS IS THE BEST POST I’VE EVER SEEN. CAN’T BREATHE

stormchasing12:

red-black-diamonds:

THIS IS THAT SASSY DOG
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AHMAHGOD
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THIS IS THE BEST POST I’VE EVER SEEN. CAN’T BREATHE

theangelstakemysanity:


pewdieschaoticbuscus:

 iam-eimaj:
this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms.
WTF

what happens if someone falls in

then they freeze and 1000 years passes and they fall out and get a cyclops for a girlfriend

WHY ZAC WHY :/ RIOT PLZ.

theangelstakemysanity:

pewdieschaoticbuscus:

 iam-eimaj:

this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms.

WTF

what happens if someone falls in

then they freeze and 1000 years passes and they fall out and get a cyclops for a girlfriend

WHY ZAC WHY :/ RIOT PLZ.

l0vely-m0onchild:

love this <3

l0vely-m0onchild:

love this <3